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The Netflix Promo Code Scandal

If you’re reading this article chances are you’ve been scouring the internet looking for the elusive Netflix promo code. You’ve probably been from website to website chasing this code, seeing bits of text here and there that mention it, seeing search results from sites that contain a phrase or two about it. Just enough to make you think “Hey, that says something about the code, maybe they have it.” Well look no further. No, I don’t have the code, but I’m here to tell you that there is no such code. It doesn’t exist. That’s right, I said it. There is no such thing as a Netflix promo code. Maybe once upon a time there was one, but no longer.

Even though there is no code, per se, there is still a free trial for which you can sign up by clicking on the ad, the details of which are discussed in another article on this site. However, this is a separate thing entirely from a promo code and will not satisfy the need you may have.

You are, perhaps, beginning to feel the onset of anxiety. Maybe your palms are getting sweaty, your heart rate is increasing, and you're beginning to feel like you don't know what you're doing with your life. If that's the case then read on.

Dealing with Netflix Promo Code Syndrome

Netflix Promo Code Syndrome, otherwise known as NPCS, is a nervous disorder caused by hours of frantic searching for this evanescent code only to discover that the entire search has been in vain. Sufferers from NPCS frequently begin to feel that their whole lives have been in vain and that they have nothing to look forward to anymore. Left untreated, this disorder will continue to worsen until the victim eventually sits in front of the television all day long watching “Who’s the Boss” reruns and intervention by the victim’s friends and family becomes necessary.

But fear not, help is available. Centers for treatment of NPCS are being set up across the country where victims can receive counseling from qualified professionals, support from fellow NPCS sufferers, and medication for the DVD cravings that typically accompany the disorder. If you suffer from NPCS, contact your local center and you too can lead a normal, fulfilling life again.

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